Absurd Rule 6: The Unofficial Guide to Breaking the Rules

Because you wanted to break the rules, but didn't know how. Well, now you do.

Rule 6 states that all servers shall be served with an absurd amount of sarcasm. This is not a rule, but it should be.

• Subrule 1: The Art of Sarcasm
• Subrule 2: The Sudden and Inexplicable Appearance of Sarcasm

Note to self: Remember to break these rules, and remember to break them well.