I was 12 years old and trying to be a superhero like my idols. I took some regular glue and, well, let's just say I got a little carried away with the whole 'super-strength' thing.
Long story short, my pants and socks became one.
After the pants incident, I thought, "Why not just go all out and make my room into a giant swing set?"
I hung a bunch of old hammers and nails from the ceiling, added some rope, and voilà! Instant trampoline!
My parents were not amused.
It was a real ruff day (get it?) when I decided to turn my pet dog into a human. I mean, it was more of a... well, it didn't quite work out.
Now my dog, now a human, is living in a witness protection program.
After the dog debacle, I thought, "Why not just upgrade myself to a human robot?"
I built a robot suit, and, well, it didn't quite work out either.
I'm still trying to get the warranty replaced.
Read the tale of the time I turned a banana peel into my socks