Absurd Character Developments - Phase 1

Subphase 1: Inventing New Forms of Suffering

Our team of brilliant, yet slightly unhinged, researchers have been tasked with creating new and innovative ways for our characters to experience existential dread. Phase 1 of our Absurd Character Developments initiative has yielded some promising results.

• Project 1: Infinite Loop of Self-Doubt
• Project 2: Existential Crisis in 3D
• Project 3: The Sudden Onset of Random Pessimism

Current Status: Alpha Testing

We're currently running alpha tests on our new character developments. Results are promising, but not without their... let's call them 'quirks'.

Phase 2: Refining the Experience Phase 2b: The Sudden Appearance of Uncontrollable Tremors Phase 2c: The Unsettling Sense of Time Dilation