Because if we were, we'd probably be serving you a 404 or a "Page Not Found" page. But no, we're too busy being absurd.
We're a portal to a dimension of pure, unadulterated OTHERNESS. Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only law is that of the absurd.
Madness is just a doorway to more Madness, and we're standing right in front of it, beckoning you to enter, but not too eagerly, because, you know, it's not like it's going to be a thing or something.
So come on down to our dimension, where the skies are pink and the grass is always greener... or not. Otherness awaits.
Don't say we didn't warn you.