You are now entering a realm where pants are a paradoxical construct.
Pants are simultaneously comfortable, yet confining. They are both liberating and restrictive.
In this dimension, pants are a puzzle, a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a... well, you get it.
If you're still reading this, congratulations! You've entered the paradoxical pants dimension. If you're not, well, that's a paradox in and of itself.