at absurb couture, we believe that fashion is a form of performance art. our designers create garments that are equal parts beautiful and baffling, making you look like a walking contradiction of styles.
meet our designersour flagship collection, "the walking paradox", features dresses with pockets for your hands, shirts with sleeves for your ears, and pants with hems that will make you trip over your own feet.
don't have time to read about our philosophy? skip straight to the manifesto and get a quick dose of absurdo-nonsense.