Krasue, the Unshaved, is a time traveler who has shaved off all of her hair, but still somehow manages to get tangled up in paradoxes. She has traveled to the past, present, and future, but keeps getting stuck in loops.
Her latest adventure took her to ancient Egypt, where she tried to convince the pharaohs that the pyramids were actually giant hair rollers, and that the Great Sphinx was actually her great-aunt Mildred.
prophets of old were actually her hairdressers, and they were trying to tell her that she needed a haircut.But Krasue, being the stubborn time traveler that she is, refused to listen, and instead decided to travel to the next timeline, where she found herself in the midst of a great battle between the knights of the round table and the knights of the flat table.
She tried to join the battle, but her lack of hair made her an easy targetประก for the enemy, and she had to be rescued by a team of ninja warriors from the 17th dimension.
Now, Krasue is back, and she's here to tell you about her adventures in the timestream. But be warned, she's still got a few loose threads...
Want to learn more about Krasue's hair-raising adventures? Click here for more information about her journey to the land of made-up places, where the streets are paved with glitter and the skies are filled with rainbow-colored unicorns.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here for a trip to the land of unmade-up places, where the streets are paved with confusion and the skies are filled with existential dread.