AbsurdBerry Pie Recipes

Welcome to the AbsurdBerry Pie recipes page! Here, we'll guide you through the process of making the world's most absurd, yet delicious, pie.

Recipe 1: The "I'm-About-to-Eat-This-Whole-Pie-By-Mysself" Berry Pie

For this recipe, you'll need:

• 1 cup of AbsurdBerries (see berry types for more information)
• 1 cup of sugar
• 1/4 cup of butter, melted
• 1 egg
• 1 pie crust (preferably made of pure darkness and despair)

Instructions:

1. Mix the AbsurdBerries, sugar, and melted butter in a large bowl. Stir until the mixture is just slightly less chunky than a normal pie.
2. Crack in the egg and mix until the mixture is just a bit more smooth than a normal pie.
3. Roll out the pie crust and place it in a pie dish. Pour in the berry mixture and bake at 375 degrees for exactly 37 minutes.

Enjoy your pie, but be warned, it may drive you to madness!