Customer Testimonials for Absurdberry Pie

"Absurdberry Pie is the only pie that's as sweet as it is confusing." - Babs, Pie Connoisseur

"I tried to eat it with a fork, but it just wouldn't stick. Now my hands are sticky." - Dave, Pie Enthusiast

Special Features

• Comes in a variety of unappetizing colors
• Has a 50/50 chance of suddenly becoming sentient
• May cause spontaneous singing of 'The Wheels on the Bus'

Buy now and experience the thrill of possibly getting your money back... eventually

Learn more about the mysterious origins of Absurdberry Pie