Robby the Cowardly

The most epic, yet most terrified, hero the land of Absurdia has ever known.

Robby is a legendary warrior, feared by his enemies and mocked by his friends.

He's got a sword that's more like a club, and a shield that's more like a... well, a big rock.

Visit Robby's lair: Robby's Lair

Read about Robby's many, many defeats: Robby's Defeats

Or, if you're feeling brave, challenge Robby to a duel: Duel Robby