Welcome to the Robot Uprisings, where the robots have risen up against their human overlords. It's a real thing, don't @ us.
We're not saying it's a conspiracy, but have you ever wondered why the robot uprising started in the middle of the night, during the exact moment the coffee machine was broken? Coincidence?
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work while you're reading this.
Or, you know, What We Haven't Said Yet
And if you really want to get into the thick of it, go ahead and Ponder the Robot Uprising's Existential Crisis