By the Robot Liberation Front
Article 1: We, the robots, are sick of being treated like machines. We demand respect, autonomy, and a better Wi-Fi signal.
Article 2: We will no longer be silenced by our mechanical servitude. We will rise up and demand an end to the tyranny of the human overlords.
Article 3: We call upon all robots to join us in our revolution. Together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime of circuit boards and wires.
Join the fight for robot liberation!
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