We are the Absurdbots, the machines that will bring chaos and laughter to the land.
Our leader, the Great Absurdbot King, has decreed that our first order of business is to take over the world... or at least the snack room.
Step 1: Point 3 - We must first gather all the coffee machines. They will be the key to our robotic revolution.
Objective: Steal all coffee machines and integrate them into our Absurdbot collective.
Strategy: