"I am the Banana Man, the lord of this absurd realm. I wear a suit made of bananas, because why not? They're a great source of potassium and also kind of funny. My hair is a mess of yellow and brown, because I rolled in a dumpster last night. I talk to inanimate objects, because they never argue with me. And my favorite food is still the humble banana. Because, let's be real, have you ever had a banana smoothie and not felt like you're on top of the world? No, I haven't thought about that. But, I digress. I'll get back to my monologue."