Welcome to the Absurdist Newpapers, where reality is optional and news is whatever we say it is.
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Welcome to the Absurdist Newpapers, where reality is optional and news is whatever we say it is.
Stay up to date with our latest breaking news, all of which is completely, utterly, and totally fabricated.
Reports are emerging of a cat having been spotted wearing a tiny top hat in a nearby alleyway. Details are sketchy, but sources close to the feline say it's a real thing, probably.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't, because let's be real, we're not actually reporting this.