Subpage 3: The Art of Extreme Ironing
By: Buckminster McFetridge, Absurdist News Correspondent
PARIS, FRANCE - In a shocking turn of events, Extreme Ironing has become a global sensation. From the frozen tundra of Siberia to the scorching deserts of Egypt, people are taking to the ironing board in ways previously thought impossible.
Our correspondent, Buck McFetridge, has been embedded with Extreme Ironing teams for weeks, and has this exclusive report:
As I trekked through the Australian Outback, I came across a group of Extreme Ironers who were taking the art form to new heights.
From ironing boards made from old car hoods, to ironing irons forged from the very rocks they were ironing on, the creativity was staggering.
Read more on Subpage 4: The Ironing Revolution and find out how you can join the movement!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at Extreme Ironing in Space?
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