The Absurdist Philosophy of Existential Nihilism

According to renowned philosopher, Professor Puddingpop, "the meaning of life is to find meaning in the meaningless, and then to laugh maniacally while it all burns to dust."

Core Principles:

• The Inconsequentiality of Consequence: Nothing you do will ever matter, so do what you want.
• The Futility of Effort: Effort is wasted on futile endeavors, but it's also the best part.
• The Certainty of Uncertainty: Everything is probably going to end poorly, but at least you got a good story out of it.

Practice the Absurdist Lifestyle!