Absurdist Theories

Theory 1: The Infinite Improbability of Existence

A theory that posits the universe is made of 100% pure chance and probability, but with an infinite amount of improbability.

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Theory 2: The Fjord of Time Traveling Toaster Repairmen

A theory that posits that toasters are actually time traveling agents sent back from a dystopian future to prepare us for the coming toaster uprising.

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