Absurdist Theory 101

Welcome, fellow absurdists, to the world of illogical reasoning and preposterous conclusions!

In this esteemed institution, we'll delve into the depths of Absurdist Theory, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory and the rules of sanity are merely suggestions.

Our esteemed faculty of absurdists will guide you through the intricacies of:

• Chaos is the New Order
• Paradoxical Pizza and the Art of Inconsistent Toppings
• Quantum Fluctuation Therapy: Where the Laws of Physics are Optional