Quantum Fluctuation Theory

Also known as "The Art of Randomness," this is the study of how things just... happen. Like that one time you left your toast on the floor and it got up and walked away.

Principles of Quantum Fluctuation

• Randomness is not just a word, it's a fundamental force of nature.
• Causality is for suckers; we do not care.
• The laws of physics are merely suggestions.
• We're not saying we're not saying we're not saying anything, because that would be lying.

Subpages: Subpage 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy | Subpage 2: Quantum Fluctuation Cookbook