The year is 3000, and the world is in chaos. In this bleak future, humanity has finally found a way to create a machine that can do absolutely nothing.
Behold, the Nothing-Matic 5000!
With its advanced technology, this marvel of modern science can perform the most complex and impressive feat of doing nothing.
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