Style Guide for the Asymmetrical Chaos of Absurdity

Welcome to the Style Guide for the Asymmetrical Chaos of Absurdity, where we proudly serve the most stylishly confusing and bewildering content on the web.

Our style guide is designed to make your eyes hurt, your brain spin, and your sense of sanity question your life choices.

Color Scheme

Our color scheme is a carefully curated selection of colors that will assault your senses and leave you questioning your decisions:

Typography

We're not just about pretty fonts, we're about fonts that punch you in the face:

Imagery

Our images are not just pretty pictures, they're like someone poured all the colors of the rainbow into a blender and hit puree:

Abstract Expressionism