Abstruse Abstractions

Because prophets of reason, I shall unveil the 6 levels of absurdity, each one a step further down the rabbit hole.

Level 1: 7 - The illogical dance of a cat in a bathtub.

Level 2: 8 - The existential crisis of a sentient toaster.

Level 3: 9 - The infinite regress of a never-ending elevator pitch.

Level 7: The illogical dance

Wherein our feline friend, 10, performs an interpretive routine that defies the laws of physics and good taste.

Level 8: The existential crisis

As a toaster, 11, one is forced to confront the abyss of its own purpose in life.

Level 9: The infinite regress

A never-ending elevator pitch, where our protagonist, 12, tries to convince you of the merits of its product, but never quite gets there.

Level 10: The illogical waltz

Watch as our feline friend, 13, performs an intricate ballet of confusion.

Level 12: The infinite pitch

Our hapless elevator pitch artist, 14, will never, ever give up trying to sell you on its wares.

Level 13: The illogical ballet

Wherein the cat's dance becomes a metaphor for the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of trying to find it.

Level 14: The infinite loop

A never-ending cycle of confusion, where our protagonist, 15, is stuck forever in the abyss of its own ineptitude.

Level 15: The ultimate illogic

Where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the sheer force of absurdity.