Welcome to the Bug-Squashed Edition of Binary Bonkers, where the code is as broken as our reputation.
We've fixed all the bugs. All of them. No, seriously, we haven't fixed any of them. It's just a façade.
Our developers are on a never-ending vacation, sipping lattes and pretending to be productive.
But don't worry, we've got a team of highly trained, über-qualified, totally-not-automated robots working on it.
They're making great progress... slowly.
We're like the Swiss Army knife of bug-fixing: we're not just fixing one bug; we're fixing a whole bunch of bugs. Simultaneously.
But don't quote us on that.