Here at Binary Bunnies' Tele-Portals, we've got the most absurdly advanced technology for transporting yourself to alternate dimensions. Don't believe us? Check out our Tele-Portal Gallery for some of our most epic failures.
We're talking wormholes, folks! Not just any wormholes, but ones that are 100% safe, 100% secure, and 0% likely to turn you into a human-sized rabbit. Our scientists are currently working on it.
Don't worry, we've got insurance. Sort of. We've got a Tele-Portal Accident Policy that covers all sorts of things, including but not limited to: dimensional collapse, time dilation, and spontaneous combustion.
