Welcome to Paradoxes r Us, where logic is a distant memory

Our store specializes in the most absurd, mind-bending, and utterly confusing paradoxes in the multiverse.

Visit our Quantum Fluctuation Section for the most unpredictable products in the universe.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Time Traveling Tales section, where the past, present, and future all come together in a delicious mess.

Our Best Sellers:

• Schrödinger's Cat - A cat that's simultaneously alive and dead, but also not really either.
• Grandfather Paradox - A paradox that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Customer Reviews:

"I bought the quantum fluctuations toaster and it's been driving me insane!" - John D.

"I tried to order the grandfather paradox coffee mug, but it kept disappearing from my cart." - Jane S.

See more reviews for our satisfied customers!