Paradoxical Puns: Where Logic Goes to Die

Welcome, fellow absurdist! This guide is dedicated to the art of crafting puns so mind-bendingly paradoxical, they'll make your head spin.

Below, you'll find a collection of our most mind-bending puns, carefully crafted to defy all reason and understanding.

Classic Paradoxical Puns

• Time is a flat circle. So, I'm always late.
• Quantum mechanics is like a box of chocolates: you never know what wave function you're gonna get.
• Chaos theory: it's like a butterfly flapping its wings, but also a butterfly flapping its wings and also a butterfly flapping its wings in a circle.

And that's not all folks! Visit our Advanced Puns page for more mind-bending, logic-defying puns.