**Warning: Do not attempt to make sense of this.**

Paradoxical Physics Department

We're a department where 1=0, and +1 = -1. Where every equation is a lie, and every answer is a question.

We're hiring: No qualifications required, just a willingness to abandon all sense and reason.

• Quantum Fluctuation: Where probabilities are not probabilities.
• Chrono-Reversal: Where time flows backwards, except when it doesn't.