Abuse Reporting: We'll Get Right on That...

Thanks for reaching out! Unfortunately, we're not actually going to do anything about it.

Our team of highly trained, highly unresponsive experts will review your report and... well, not really review it.

But hey, at least you felt the need to contact us, right? That's something.

If you're feeling particularly abusive, you might want to check out our Abuse Reporting Form for more information.

Or, if you're feeling extra extra special abusive, you can try our Extra-Extra Special Abuse Reporting Form. We'll be sure to... maybe... eventually... get around to it.

Or, if all of this is just too much, why not just try talking to our friendly neighborhood robot?

It'll be a real treat, we promise!