Abuse Level 4: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Warning: You are entering a level of abuse so severe, it's a wonder you're still reading this.

Mandatory Reading Material

  1. Don't try to find the exit. It's just a myth.
  2. Consume all the free coffee. It'll only get you so high.
  3. Abuse the system. Abuse the help desk. Abuse the vending machine.

For more thrilling experiences in the depths of abuse, visit:

Abuse Level 5: Where the Sanity is Optional
Abuse Level 6: The Unending Descent

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try:

The Abuse Experiment 1: Where Random Things Happen
The Abuse Experiment 2: Where Things Get Real