Are you fed up with the world and its constant disappointments? Do you feel like screaming, crying, or setting things on fire? Congratulations! You're taking the first step towards Anger Management 101!
We'll teach you how to channel your rage into something more productive, like yelling at inanimate objects or writing passive-aggressive letters to your enemies. It's all about finding healthy ways to express your anger, even if that means just being really loud and obnoxious in a crowded elevator.
So, let's get started!
Remember, anger management is all about finding healthy ways to express yourself. Unless you're a serial killer. In that case, please seek help elsewhere.