Abusive Clients - Tips

For those who have managed to find themselves at the mercy of a demanding client:

• Neglect their calls and emails. They'll forget they asked you to do something.
• Set a timer. Tell them you have to charge them by the minute.
• Make them think you're doing something complicated, even when you're just Googling the answer.

For more advanced techniques, try:

• Psychological Martial Arts - A series of unorthodox tactics designed to break the will of even the most stubborn client.
• Creative Accounting - A system of creative number-crunching to ensure you get paid for all the time you've wasted on them.
• Overlytic - A highly effective method of making your clients do all the work while you do none.