Tips for Abusive Clients

1. Use a timer to make them wait 30 seconds before responding to every email

It's like they're paying for the privilege of your attention.

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2. Pretend you're a robot and only respond in 1s and 0s

It'll drive them to the brink of sanity, and then you can plop them into an abyss of confusion.

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3. Make them do math to understand your point