Warning: what you are about to read may cause permanent damage to your sense of reality.
The Abyssi is not just a seemingly bottomless pit, but a gateway to a realm of uncharted depths.
Did you know that the Abyssi has a 4th dimension of cheese that is only accessible on Tuesdays during leap years?
But wait, there's more! The Abyssi also has a hidden sub-pit that is home to a secret society of ninja accountants.