Welcome, brave explorer, to the abyssal subsidiary of the mysterious and elusive Abyss-Adjacent empire.
We're not really sure what we do, but we're pretty sure it's something important. Probably.
Our motto: "Diving headfirst into the unknown, one abyss at a time."
We offer:
And other things. Possibly.
If you'd like to contact us, but probably shouldn't.
Please Don't Contact Us
No news is good news, right?
(But seriously, we don't have any news.)
"The only thing we're certain of, is that the abyss is deep."