Abyss of Despair

Welcome to the bottomless pit of disappointment and regret. You're going down, folks!

Here's your current location: You're stuck here

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You've been wandering this desolate wasteland for what feels like hours, but it's probably just minutes. Time has lost all meaning here.

As you peer into the void, you see the faint outlines of a few fellow travelers, their faces twisted in anguish and despair.

The only sound is the distant hum of a lone harmonica, playing a tune that's been on repeat since the dawn of time.

Will you:

1. Slink further into the abyss, where Lost Hopes await.
2. Or, take a detour into Eternal Purgatory, where the damned souls are stuck in an infinite loop of boredom.
3. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Abyssal Abyss, the ultimate in existential crises.