Welcome to the Uncharted Depths of Abyssal Ontology

Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the fabric of reality is as fragile as our sanity.

Current Abyssal Algorithm:

We're currently running Abyssal Algorithm 4.2: "The Descent into Madness", where the probability of a coherent thought is inversely proportional to the number of cups of coffee consumed.

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Or, if you will, Abyssal Glossary: A Dictionary of Made-Up Words