Welcome, brave traveler, to the Abyssal Plane, where the fabric of reality is thin and the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
We are currently experiencing a minor dimensional rift, causing the usual portal to Abyssal Void to malfunction. Please try again later.
However, we do recommend exploring Abyssal Spires, where the architecture is as confusing as the local wildlife.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Abyssal Abyss, where the very concept of 'up' is a distant memory.
Remember, we are not responsible for lost travelers, misplaced dimensions, or existential dread.