The fish in this river are notorious for their chronic lateness. They always seem to be swimming against the current, always trying to catch up with the rest of the world. But don't be fooled, they're not just slow, they're just...selectively punctual.
Some say the river is cursed, that it's the reason behind the fish's tardiness. Others claim it's just a case of River Rhymes, where the river's waters have a way of messing with the fish's sense of time.
Whatever the reason, the abyssal river remains a mystery, a place where the fish are always running late, and we're always trying to keep up.