Welcome, intrepid explorer, to the lost art of Abyssal Surfing, where the waves of information never end and the horizon of knowledge stretches out before you like an endless, bottomless pit.
Because, quite frankly, it's the only way to get to the Abyssal Pearls of wisdom, hidden deep within the void.
And, let's be real, what's a little risk of brain damage when the reward is Abyssal Endorphins?
Read the Surfer's ManifestoWarning: Abyssal Surfing may cause Abyssal Surfing Injuries, including but not limited to: Abyssal Surfing Side Effects, Void Constipation, Abyssal Hangovers, Abyssal Identity Crisis, and Abyssal Existential Questions.