You have stumbled upon a mysterious underwater research vessel, where a team of scientists are frantically typing away on their computers, fueled by a never-ending supply of coffee and existential dread.
Their mission is to document the uncharted depths of the ocean, but their reports are always filled with cryptic notes and doodles of octopuses wearing tiny top hats.
As you dive deeper into the article, you'll discover that the team's leader, Captain Wobblybeard, has a penchant for writing sonnets about the beauty of bioluminescent jellyfish.
But beware, for the ship's cargo hold is filled with experimental deep-sea robots with a tendency to develop their own sarcastic sense of humor...