Temporal Forecasting

Academic Division of Time-Space Continuums

Our team of expert chrono-scientists have developed a system to predict the exact moment of your existential dread.

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We're hiring for the positions of Temporal Analyst, Chrono-Engineer, and Time-Space Cartographer.

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(Please note that our employment application is a temporal paradox in itself, so don't try to apply in the past or future, or you'll never get hired.)

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