Are you tired of being a dance floor pariah? Do people avoid you at parties because of your questionable moves?
Worry no more! Our guide will walk you through the most acceptable dance moves in the land, from the subtle Subtle Sways to the daring Daring Springs and everything in between.
The Subtle Sway is a dance move that says, "I'm not really trying, but I'm still kind of doing it, right?"
Characterized by a gentle rocking motion, the Subtle Sway is perfect for those who don't want to draw too much attention to themselves, but still want to be seen as a functioning member of society.
Subtle Ways are an advanced form of Sway that incorporates subtle hand gestures and a hint of eye contact, for the truly masterful.
The Daring Spring is for those who want to make a statement, for those who want to be seen and heard.
Characterized by a bouncy, energetic motion, the Daring Spring is perfect for the confident and the bold.
Daring Jumps are an advanced form of Spring that incorporates aerial movements and a healthy dose of recklessness, for the truly fearless.
For those who want to spice up their dance routine, try these additional Acceptable Moves:
Remember, practice makes perfect, so get out there and take an advanced dance course to master these Acceptable Moves!