This is where the magic happens. Or, at the very least, where we list our materials.
| Material | Specs | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Galactic Grade Gloopernuts | 10.5% Gloopernut Fiber, 2.3% Unstable Atomic Particles | Causes spontaneous combustion in high-velocity impacts. Not recommended for use in high-speed sports. |
| Trans-Dimensional Tape | 100% Trans-Dimensional Resonant Frequency | May cause localized distortion of space-time continuum. Prolonged use may result in user experiencing déjà vu. |