We reserve the right to judge you.
You are not allowed to be boring. No beige sweaters, no beige pants. Our servers are not a canvas for your beige creativity.
You are not allowed to use Comic Sans, even if you think it's "fun".
No linking to other websites. We don't care about your friend's website with 17 cat pictures. We are the authority on all things interesting.
Subpage 1: Examples of acceptable behavior Subpage 2: Examples of unacceptable behavior