Acceptable Use Policy: Don't be a Jerk

By accessing this website, you agree to our totally-not-made-up rules.

Rule 1: Don't be a Dick

No swearing, name-calling, or general unpleasantness. We're all adults here.

Rule 2: Don't be a Liar

No fake news, no made-up facts, no "I'm a secret agent, officer" stories.

Rule 3: Don't be a Weirdo

No posting of weird cat pictures or unsolicited accordion music links. We're a classy site, folks.

Violating these rules will result in:

1. Temporary suspension of privileges

2. Permanent expulsion from the website

3. A sternly-worded letter from our lawyers

Report a user for being a jerk. Or, you know, escalate the situation.