A Guide to Accepting Your Existence as a Human

Step 1: Realize You're Not Alone in the Universe

It's not just you, it's not just your family, it's not just your cat. There are billions of people on this planet, and they're all just as confused as you.

Step 2: Learn to Love the In-Laws

They're a necessary evil, like the sunburn on your nose after a long summer day. Learn to appreciate their... let's say, 'unique' perspective.

More on In-Laws

Step 3: Find the Joy in Doing Nothing

It's a skill that requires practice, but trust us, it's a real game-changer. Just remember, Netflix is not a substitute for human connection, but it's a good start.

The Art of Doing Nothing

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