We've all been there: stuck in a never-ending loop of disappointment and despair. But fear not!
We've got just the thing to help you accept defeat and move on with your life.
Here's a step-by-step guide to embracing your inner loser:
- 1. Take a deep breath and acknowledge that, yes, you really are a loser.
- 2. Allow yourself to feel the crushing weight of your failures.
- 3. Realize that you're not alone, and that there are others out there who are just as terrible at life as you are.
And that's it! You're done.