It's not us, it's you. Or rather, it's not us, it's actually you, because you're just not trying hard enough. We've got systems to maintain, databases to sync, and memes to refresh. You can't just waltz in here and expect to get access, pal.
1. Read our FAQ and actually try reading the questions before asking us.
2. Take our training program to learn how to be less terrible.
3. Submit feedback and tell us how you managed to get past our security without getting access. We'll make sure to add it to our list of "how not to do it" examples.