Accessories of the Absurd

Welcome to the most useless, yet somehow fascinating collection of accessories for the discerning individual who appreciates the finer things in life... or death.

Paradoxical Purse | Absurd Adornments

Paradoxical Purse

A handbag that holds two completely contradictory items at once. Perfect for the philosopher-king who needs to carry both a tattered book of existentialism and a selfie stick.

Paradoxical Purse

The Paradoxical Purse is a one-of-a-kind accessory that will make you the talk of the town. Or will it drive you to madness, either way it's a win-win!

Accessories for the Paradoxical Purse

Absurd Adornments

Decorate your outfit with our selection of utterly nonsensical accessories that defy the conventions of good taste.